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You are listening to Friday's episode of The Archers from BBC Radio 4.

Oh, look. / What? / Oh, my eye-liners / all over the shop / Oh. Uh, give it here. / fingers and thumbs / let's get this off first / good job / my mascala on yet / Hold still. / give us a slug of that champagne. / Oh. Here. / I'll do me face. I'm OK. / you sure? / Yeah, I want to. Champagne / me right / I / you go down, darling. I'll be fine. / How's it going? / Oh, hi, Mel. / help yourself to champagne. ... I won't be long, mom. / Meriel wanted me to come over / She's following me / excited / bless / do you mind if I get on my face? / Of course not. / Jill gave Meriel a h__ breakfast to see it through / much fancy / Oh, wow. / Huh? / Oh, so, this is the dress, __ Jolene / Yeah. Fallon / this morning / Oh, it's knockout. / vintage. So, that's the "old". / Sorry? / Oh, you know, "old", "new", "borrowed". ... Oh, no / what / I've got nothing borrowed. Oh, / bad luck, innit? / Oh, no / Look, here. Would my bracelet do? / Oh. Uh ... won't you be wearing it today? / Oh, so what? Here. You have it. / Well ... / you and Kenton / You are obviously for k__. / Oh, thanks, Mel. ... It's perfect. Look. / Great. ... You make such a lovely couple. I know you'll have a brilliant day.

Well, there's no turning back now. / Oh, don't tease it. / Ah, don't worry. I've no intention of turning back. / One more Mrs. Archer in the village then? / go / sit down, David / concentrate on your reading / good idea. I'm doing all his __ for him / Yeah, you are. I'm totally relaxed. / Good. Well, / right behind you, mate. Literally, actually, / behind. / Hey, uncle Kenton / you look smart. / glad / page boy today, eh? / Narrow escape. Oh, uh, Lily says / sleep / tonight / Oh, Freddy, this is hardly the time / talk about it later. Go and sit down, mate. / OK. / Jamie / Elizabeth says it's almost ready. / Oh. Right. / Oooo, exciting. Good luck.

Oh / Here's your bou__. / Thanks. / You OK? / Yeah, yeah. / look_ a million dollars, doesn't she? / Yeah. / feel / better go sit down, Mel. / OK. / Good luck, Merriel, Lily. / Well, here we are, mom. You ready? / Yeah. I think so. / Come on, girls, __ look fantastic. / Here we go. / OK, Elizabeth / cue the music. / Fallon, I'm so happy. / Stop it, mom. You __ __ me off. / I never ... I never thought anyone would love me again. / oh / mind my makeup / Yes. Sorry. ... I love you, mom. / I love you. ... OK. ... Take my arm.

Wow / Oh, look at her dress, David. / She looks stunning, doesn't she? / Hello, my darling. / Wow. / Kenton, I give you this ring as a token of my love and a symbol of our marriage. / Tissue, Fallon. / Oh, thanks. / Jolene, I give you this ring as a token of  my love and a symbol of our marriage. / OK. It's me now. / Good luck. / Thanks. ... Don't walk in front of me. I may not follow. Don't walk behind me. I may not lead. Walk beside me, and just be my friend. / Had I __ heavens embroidered c__ i__ __ / gold and silver light, the blue, and the d__, and the dark / of night / of light / and / half-light, I would spread the cross under your feet, but I, being poor, have only my dreams. I'll spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams. / There are three things I'd like to say to finish. Uh, first, it takes a loose lein to keep a marriage tight. Well,  Kenton's just about the most laid-back person I know, after mom, so / all right / here / never go to bed on / argument / stay up / arguing instead. / Kenton / having an argument now. ... uh, lastly, a successful marriage is one where you both fall in love loads of times, ... but always with the same person. ... I reckon the most important thing that you can share is another person's heart / I know that my mom and Kenton are deeply in love, and I know it's for k__. Thank you. ... And now, ladies and gentlemen, I hand over to the best man. ... Jamie. / Thank you, Fallon. ... Jolene and Kenton, ladies and gentleman, Kenton has often s__ / his love for Jolene, but, I guess / let / someone else instead. / cheeky / Kenton, seriously. You've really scored / beautiful Jolene, and, you found someone who's clever, loving and kind, and, Jolene, well, ... you've found Kenton. But I warn you, Jolene, / only interested in one thing. / trouble is, he's so old now he can't remember what it is / I don't think so, Jamie / many embarrassing stories about this man. Uh ... one of them involves a certain meal at the all-you-can-eat Chinese b__ on the Felpersham Road. / What? / You know, I never heard that story before, Jamie. / I still can't believe you went back four times. / Well, it sounds like / here / cheers / I'm gonna circulate / carry on / me / behind my back / Yeah, we will / Hey, splendid job today, mate. Well done. / thanks / no hard feelings, eh? / No. I / enough / my poem / outside / Freddie / Here you are, mom. / Oh, thanks, Fallon. I'm so thirsty. / Yeah. / Oh, it's going fantastic, isn't it? / Yes. / Hey, look at Meriel. / I think she's got a little crush on Jamie. / Really? / Yeah. / never know / giggly when he's around. / I know / been so lovely. / See? There was no need to worry. / Oh, you've looked after me so well today, darling. / I know. It's been a priviledge. / I'm so proud of you. And your speech. It was so beautiful. / Yeah / do it again / you won't need to. / Oh, and if need more __ for bonfire, I could easily ask / Josh for fireworks, too / you were hiding, Jamie. / Hi, Fallon / Hi / Hey, great party / Lynda's / keeps going on about __'s Robin Hood. / All right? / Hi, Mel. Uh, listen, I ... I don't suppose / either of you has seen Ruth / I've just been talking to her / Merriel / a dance / bridesmaid / make their day. / go on then / Like a lamb to a slaughter. / David, / Huh? / Lily / Merriel can stay here tonight / the thing is, I need someone to __ me back / not immediately. Ruth said you are staying sober tonight. / Yeah, I am. / I would ask Jill, and, no offense, but her driving is scary. / Hi. / Ah, Shula. / Oh. Elizabeth, eh? What a hostess. / She has been completely amazing today. I mean, everything / like clockwork. / our little sister. Are you enjoying yourself? / I'm / cloud / though it's a shame / sober / my own party. /  quite a drive / lake / after all this. / I could fly up without a plane. / Oh. I'm so happy for you. / Yeah. Didn't I strike gold, eh? / one regret. / Regret? / Dad. / Oh, yeah. He would have been proud of you today. / Hello. / Hello. / Hey, darling / I'll leave you to it / Love you, Shula / you too. / at last / Oh, god, this is ... this is ... / I know. / I can't even put it into words. / Well, don't try / I've got the girl, didn't I? / Yeah. And I've got the boy. / All right there, Mrs. Archer? / Is this fellow bothering you? / all right. Thanks, David. And I hope / never stops / bothering me / I love this one. Come on, Kenton, let's dance. / Yeah? / Yeah. / All righty. Look out, 'cause here we come.